One for the Ages

The best part of being in the U. S. Navy is meeting new people from all over the country. The close quarters on the ship put you right next to some guy who talks with an accent. The bunks go three high and two across taking up about five feet of space way down below the ocean's surface.

With today being Thanksgiving, the three F's are in play: Family, Food and Football. The average person will consume 4500 calories. 88% of Americans will eat the traditional turkey dinner at home or on the road. 75% will attend or watch a football game. The average weight gain will be 1.3 lbs. To work off those calories, it will take six hours of running or 45 miles of walking.

The guy with the funny accent was from Chattanooga. I slept right next to him and we would tell stories most nights well past midnight.

Jerry was a running back for his high school team who were appropriately named the Volunteers. In their Thanksgiving week rivalry game, they were matched against the Tigers from across the bridge. Most rivalries are really not because one team generally dominates the other.

Jerry's team had lost the past three years to the Tigers, and his senior year was probably going to be a clean sweep.

With the score 14-6 at the half, the Volunteers kicked off to the Tigers. Normally, the tee used on the kickoff is retrieved by some youngster. This time, the team manager decided that he would run out and grab the tee. Mike Wilson was the team manager and a high school senior. It would be his only chance to get on the field.

As Mike went onto the field to pickup the kicking tee at the 40 yard line, he worried that he might be in the way of the game. Mike was born with only one leg. He moved so fast that his leg fell off and he hopped to the sidelines with the tee. He then went back on the field and grabbed his leg, triumphantly raising it over his head to show the 12,000 plus fans that he was alright. The roars were deafening.

They say football games can change on the results of a single play. The good looking, wise cracking Mike Wilson had made his appearance for that one shining moment count.

Volunteers 26 Tigers 24

Latin plays English, Classical plays English, and Concord should still play Lexington. Enjoy the games and the day. It is by far the best day of the year.

This article was replayed due to the urging of my longtime friend, Jerry.


Paul Murphy

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The Greatest Generation versus The Millenials, no contest

A Cook County judge on Wednesday turned back a legal challenge by Fenwick High School to overturn its disputed loss in a football playoff game last weekend.

The ruling by Judge Kathleen Kennedy came in a lawsuit filed by Fenwick against the Illinois High School Association, which had refused to hear an appeal by the private Catholic school in Oak Park, citing a bylaw declaring that decisions by officials shall be final.

A mistaken decision by officials with no time left allowed Plainfield North to tie last weekend's game with a field goal in regulation and then win 18-17 in overtime on a two-point conversion.

Near the end of regulation in Saturday's semifinal game, Fenwick was clinging to a 10-7 lead and had the ball at its own 15-yard line. With four seconds left, the Friars' quarterback threw a deep pass on fourth down for an incompletion, seemingly ending the game.

But the officials ruled that play to be intentional grounding, a penalty. With no time left on the clock, the officiating crew then awarded Plainfield North one play, allowing them to kick a game-tying field goal.

Several hours after the game, the IHSA issued a statement stating the officials erred when they gave Plainfield North one final play after the passing penalty. The IHSA cited bylaw 6.033 states that "the decisions of game officials are final."

The Fifth Down Game was played on November 16, 1940 between Cornell University and Dartmouth College. The college football game was conceded by the victor after films confirmed that errors by the game officials had allowed an unpermitted fifth down as the last play of the game.

Cornell entered the contest with 18 straight victories. Dartmouth managed to corral Cornell's potent offense for nearly the entire low-scoring game. Dartmouth scored first, kicking a field goal early in the fourth quarter.

With less than a minute remaining in the game, Cornell got the ball on Dartmouth's six-yard line. Cornell had four chances to win the game. On first down, FB Mort Landsberg gained three yards. A second down run by HB Walt Scholl moved the ball to the one-yard line. On third down, Mort Landsberg tried to run up the middle, but gained only a few inches. On fourth down, Cornell was penalized for delay of game, and Referee Red Friesell spotted the ball just over the 5-yard line in order to replay the fourth down. With nine seconds left on the clock, quarterback "Pop" Scholl threw an incomplete pass into the end zone. Normally, the ball would have gone to Dartmouth, which would have used up the remaining seconds and won the game, 3–0.

But following the fourth down, Linesman Joe McKenny signaled that it was first down and that the ball should go to Dartmouth at the 20 yard line. Referee Friesell did not agree and gave the ball to Cornell and placed it on the six-yard line on fourth down when in actuality it was "fifth" down. Making the most of the unexpected opportunity, QB Scholl threw a touchdown pass to William Murphy, and following the extra-point kick, Cornell won the game 7–3.

Officials discovered their error after reviewing the game films. Head Coach Carl Snavely, acting athletic director Bob Kane, and President Edmund Ezra Day, a Dartmouth alumnus, agreed that Cornell should send a telegram to Dartmouth offering to forfeit the game. Cornell players voted unanimously to award the game to Red Blaik's Indians. Dartmouth accepted.

Although there is some doubt whether the 1940 Cornell forfeit was "official" according to NCAA rules, the game is regarded as a 3–0 Dartmouth victory, instead of a 7–3 triumph by Cornell. This is the only time in the history of football that a game was decided off the field.

Here's hoping East St. Louis High beats Plainfield North fair and square in the state championship game. We only have eight justices on the United States Supreme Court.


Paul Murphy

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We have nothing to fear, but the next four years

"Willpower is the key to success. Successful people strive no matter what they feel by applying their will to overcome apathy, doubt or fear." - Dan Millman

It has been only two weeks, but it feels like a lifetime. Swearing off watching, reading or listening to the President-elect requires skill. "What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career". They will be put to good use in the next four years.

The bet was for only $50.00. That I could go one month without watching, listening or talking about sports. The honor system was in play. I'd like to tell you it was the easiest 50 bucks I ever made, but that would be untrue. And to top it off, it was during the football season. The biggest motivating factor was that I was dealing with the cheapest person on the planet. One who would take the batteries out of his transistor radio during lunch so nobody could listen.

It isn't the product that turned me off, it was the customer treatment. To deny a $500.00 prize because some poor soul didn't have all the bottle caps from the same bottling plant in spelling PEPSI was cruel and unusual. Finding a needle in a haystack would have been easier. It has been 42 years, and even having Cindy Crawford in your commercials couldn't bring me back. I hope the pour soul appreciates my support.

Lent (Latin: Quadragesima: Fortieth) is a solemn religious observance in the liturgical calendar that begins on Ash Wednesday and ends approximately six weeks later, before Easter Sunday. Giving up alcohol, donuts, chocolate cake, meat on fridays, smoking, swearing, candy or telling lies are too easy. Without Sundays, it is only 40 days.

It was July 18, 2015 when Donald Trump put me on the road to nowhere. After the flamboyant businessman turned presidential candidate belittled Senator John McCain’s war record, many Republicans concluded that silence or equivocation about Mr. Trump’s incendiary rhetoric was inadequate.

Mr. Trump upended a Republican presidential forum here, and the race more broadly, by saying of the Arizona senator and former prisoner of war: “He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

Mr. McCain, a naval aviator, was shot down during the Vietnam War and held prisoner for more than five years in Hanoi, refusing early release even after being repeatedly beaten.

If John McCain can endure 5 1/2 years at the Hanoi Hilton, I can easily play games for the next four years turning channels, shutting off the radio, avoiding breaking news, walking away from conversations and not reading any of the daily newspapers.

I already got the ball rolling by purchasing three new remotes for the television from the cable company. Like the Dollar Shave Club, I signed up to have triple AAA batteries sent directly from the main office to my home on a monthly basis.

If by chance he wins a second term, I will grab a PEPSI and go to Plan B. If it lasts more than four years, I will call my doctor about the side effects of: nausea, dizziness, diarrhea, fatigue and stomach pain.


Paul Murphy

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Every picture tells a story, don't it

Heath Nielsen, 47, is free on bond following his arrest earlier this month on a misdemeanor assault warrant stemming from an attack on Nov. 5 in which a sportswriter was grabbed by the throat and pushed away from a player after the Bears’ 62-22 loss to TCU. Nielsen is in his 17th year at Baylor University, works directly with the football program “and is responsible for management of the public image of the program.”

““I was leaning back to take the photo. About that time, they came in and tomahawk-chopped, trying to knock the phone that I had taken the picture with out of my hand. They were unsuccessful in trying to do that, and when they couldn’t do that they came up and they grabbed my throat, and I pulled back. Whenever I looked up, I saw that it was Heath Nielsen.”

Following the rehearsal dinner, it was back to Cambridge for pictures of the wedding party.

Past tense: shooed; make (a person or animal) go away by waving one's arms at them, saying “shoo,” or otherwise acting in a discouraging manner.

My father's mother kept my mother out of the picture because she only wanted a photo of her five children. I don't ever recall my mother visiting the Cambridge residence when we were kids. She wasn't like the hotheaded Sonny Corleone or Heath Nielsen of Baylor. It was Silent Night for my grandmother.

All photos matter.

Paul Murphy

Follow me on Twitter at @_prmurphy

Every picture tells a story, don't it

Heath Nielsen, 47, is free on bond following his arrest earlier this month on a misdemeanor assault warrant stemming from an attack on Nov. 5 in which a sportswriter was grabbed by the throat and pushed away from a player after the Bears’ 62-22 loss to TCU. Nielsen is in his 17th year at Baylor University, works directly with the football program “and is responsible for management of the public image of the program.”

““I was leaning back to take the photo. About that time, they came in and tomahawk-chopped, trying to knock the phone that I had taken the picture with out of my hand. They were unsuccessful in trying to do that, and when they couldn’t do that they came up and they grabbed my throat, and I pulled back. Whenever I looked up, I saw that it was Heath Nielsen.”

Following the rehearsal dinner, it was back to Cambridge for pictures of the wedding party.

Past tense: shooed; make (a person or animal) go away by waving one's arms at them, saying “shoo,” or otherwise acting in a discouraging manner.

My father's mother kept my mother out of the picture because she only wanted a photo of her five children. I don't ever recall my mother visiting the Cambridge residence when we were kids. She wasn't like the hotheaded Sonny Corleone or Heath Nielsen of Baylor. It was Silent Night for my grandmother.

All photos matter.

Paul Murphy

Follow me on Twitter at @_prmurphy